Where fact is stranger than fiction

There’s a reason why I hate Courtney Love. I believe that had she been a better wife, Kurt Cobain would still be alive, and we’d all have spent our 90s in our rooms as teenagers smoking while listening to the latest incarnations of Smells Like Teen Spirit, Lake Of Fire, Come As You Are, Lithium, About A Girl, Where Did You Sleep Last Night, Never Mind, Dumb…instead, our last album is From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah. That woman single-handedly destroyed the rock and music dreams and the vehicle of escapism for light rock/ grunge rock fans, and not just in the Seattle area. Other pretenders like Pearl Jam, Guns n Roses, can try to emulate them, but no 1 can top Nirvana.

We cannot include Metallica coz that’s a whole different genre.

At any rate, she was fat during her Hole days when Kurt killed himself, and she looked like a whore. Now apparently she has slimmed down and is drawing alarmed responses from people around her. Perhaps, just before she hits menopause and starts wilting, she has decided to improve her looks. Well, she can try but ain’t certainly going to endear herself to the millions of Nirvana fans.

In the same article, apparently everyone’s favourite Friend, Rachel, aka ex Miss Pitt, aka Jennifer Aniston, is opting for a major, and I mean MAJOR, surgical overhaul of her body. She thinks she is a bit too lean for her younger boyfriend, John Mayer’s tastes, and needs to add some voluptuousness to herself. If you read the procedures she intends to go through, seriously, you’d tell her that it’d be much easier to dump him and get a new boyfriend. And after knowing that this is how John Mayer is like, you know, it kinda throws severe credibility issues on the lovey mush crap he sings. Which is fine coz he isn’t much of a singer anyway.

In other BIZARRE news, apparently this MAN* is now pregnant. Note that the ‘man’ has an asterisk next to his name. Why, you might wonder. Read it! I literally felt weak kneed and had my stomach churning as I read the article.