Here Again, Down South

Hey jolly peeps!

I'm here again, down South, in the good ol place called Singapore, for the time being my one refuge, the holiday hame. A place to run off to when I dont want to think of work.

OK I was watching the amazing race asia on TV jus now..wat the heck? the 2 pakistani dudes were quite unsporting la...wah lose lose la.. u did break the rules wat. cheh! and the girl with the boyfriend who came in near last, the angmoh girl...damn competitive ok...i mean competitive is ok la but she was more kiasu then most singaporeans i know! like to the extent of giving false info la, this n that la...the msian couple made me feel proud...not bad...coming up second, and only faltering due to unfamiliarity with kicking rugby balls. and the other couple, the indian/chinese girls, they did well too, and were rather sweet to watch.

the indian/angmoh guy who were best friends...were amusing as hell, especially when the indian guy was crying coz he couldnt take heights. ok la it IS rather mean of me..but he was crying when all he had to do was jus sit at ground level n film his friend bungee jump!

ok but wat takes the cake was the indo brothers..damn damn funny ok...totally non aggressive, a bit soft...but jus damn amusing. when they were trying to kick the rugby balls like 22m away between 2 posts..i admit it was rather challenging not sure if i can do it, but those 2 jus took the crown man.

in thick indo accent.

guy 1: come on mardi, jus do it.
guy 2: im trying im trying i cannot.
guy 1: come on, just kick it, just kick.
guy 2: ok ok, just kick it.
guy 2 takes a run up, goes near the ball, almost there, shuffles a bit to get his timing, kicks the ball, the ball DROPS off its starting tee position and rolls a few feet.

haha...geez and they kept doing n saying funny things. but i liked them v much coz they were genuinely nice, and stuck to the rules, and tried to win by being better, not by pushing others down.

saw another show...something to do with...plastic surgery...shit! what would possess a woman to .. go thru it... i mean..jus eat less n exercise la dei...we saw the doctors like literally CUT OPEN her stomach, lift up the flaps of skin like opening a pig stomach, and like carve out n remove 2 huge chunks of fat..liposuction la, but man, they were like...a frickin pigs kidney size.

jus damn gross la wei. slab after slab of lard. then injecting botox n watnot onto the face la eye area la lips la..

hello sister u really want to look better this bad meh? then us prevent urself from getting into the shape ur in la..like sleep better eat better exercise better...

geez..and the family members must like cry cry and make it seem like such a life threatening ordeal. come on la u lousy westerners. it was a COSMETIC thing that she CHOSE to go for ok. lets put things in perspective.

thats the problem with these westerners. alwiz shelter the kids la this la that la until the kids grow up soft n unexposed to LIFE and then small small thing OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD cry here cry there ... toughen up mate.

little bit thing got stress la post traumatic stress disorder la see shrink la.

hey sooner or later they r gonna know there IS NO easter bunny tooth fairy or santa claus right?

ok la santa must try to make them believe.. i did like that magic as a kid.. but the easter bunny was frickin scary so mights well let them know its fake in the first place, and the tooth fairy as well. otherwise, the disappointment of later finding out THERE IS NO SUCH THING is like even worse right.

today was at cineleisure to watch happy feet..(gimme a fin!)...funny show la ok i recommend it but anyway i was on the escalator and i noticed this guy leaning over the girl in front of him like quite drastically though not too obviously but still in an unnatural way so i looked harder and the grl was wearing quite a low plunging neckline and then it hit me the bugger was OGGLING at her kinda quite revealed cleavage. wah...how much more blatant can u be brada..control a bit can..go back n get ur..selma khan soft porn posters ok..

geez..been here jus a day and alredi starting all the la la ba ba...gotta stop it..oh today i heard this guy say damn loudly right near my ear .."WAH PIANG EH!"

truly, singapore, i have arrived.