Buying Porn?

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1 of my favourite jokes...been telling it the last 1 year...the imagery never fails to make me laugh

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Q: Whats the difference between sensual and kinky?







A: Sensual is when you use one chicken feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken!

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I went out on an all-male guys night out last Friday, and after that went to our secret place which we have been frequenting for about 2 years now, but is getting increasingly popular:


for supper. Though their nasi lemak, fried chicken etc are nice as well, we of course ordered their most popular dish:

After that we headed across the road to indulge in another favourite Malaysian past time besides late night mamak stalls - browsing through DVDs. So we browsed through some DVDs.
I chose 2. A few of my other friends chose a couple more. Then we gave the whole stack to the storeman to calculate how much. We figured buying enbloc would create a mini economies of scale and allow us to get the discs for cheaper. So the guy was lifting up each disc from our pile and then putting it into a new pile as he looked through what we had, to tally it up. So he went RM5, RM8, RM10, RM12, RM6 etc..as he lifted through The Devil Wears Prada, The Banquet, Lost, and..

then suddenly he lifted up a porn disc.

I was like err uncle ah this must be a mistake thats not ours hehe u can take it out. then my friend who had been strangely and unnaturally quiet n fidgety all along suddenly piped up in a very malu way eh heh heh uncle mine mine nvm jus count la heh heh and he avoided looking at us. so the uncle continued to count la so i was like hmm wtf?!

then after that the uncle was like ok total RM1xx.

I was like wah uncle here got X # of discs at average RM xx each total how come so much?

then the uncle went through our pile searching for something and took out the porn disc.

"ahh young man, this disc hoh, very expensive one...RM25."

"wat!? wa uncle, y so ex?"

"ahh..heh heh [perverted grin] this one right is category 4 one! very lei hoi. u sure never see b4 this kind.'

then i look for my friend ' eh u still want meh? dowan la brother'

my friend was looking at his shoes n suddenly seemed very interested in the tiling pattern on the floor as he mumbled yes yes wan...

then i was like ok watever man then turned to the uncle n go wah uncle we buy so much give discount wei..

then he held the disc up high high, hekd it at arms length, squinted at it and was like uhh okay la since u all so leng chai i give u RM20!

then i looked ard for my friend right...and he wasnt there.. but i SAW A LOT OF AUNTIE UNCLE N LITTLE KIDS ALL ALTERNATELY OGGLING AT DISC/US.

damn malu ok. so we quickly wrapped it up paid n fled.

first time i was ever involved in buying of porn.

anyway so a few days later we met up again and i asked my friend.

'dude so how was ur super expensive super category 4 extreme porn? paid so much must be damn crazy is it. how is it?'

'wat la #@$#@$@##@ lousy #$##$@ wat the #$#@ kena conned la #$#@ when i play it hoh, all the critical parts all blur not clear wan! all pixelated!'

karma, baby.