Sunday, February 18, 2007

The perfect b'day gift

If you've never heard of Abyss Creations or Matt McMullen, you might have heard of RealDoll.

If you have, ciao.

If you haven't, pray allow my humble self to enlighten you.

Apparently, every sick minded man (and woman's) prayers are now answered. They finally managed to make a synthetic very life like human. From the triumvirate of a latex silicon PVC combination.

Apparently this doll, is proportioned like a woman, feels like a woman, and has the added (to some, but not me) bonus of being mute deaf dumb and thus is good for nothing else except a good hump. Add to that, this doll's clothes can be put on and taken off, so sickos can now legitimately say they are buying lingerie (or coconut husked grass skirts..watever turns u on baby) for their playmates. Yea...and the female doll, it actually can rip and tear in certain places (read: genitalia) so you gotta handle with care.

Well I don't want to go on anymore. The whole thing is just twisted. See for yourself:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

Disturbing thing is, I know people (both sexes) who WOULD invest in this. Can't decide whats more disturbing.

However, if they can make this thing cheap...I can think of a few things that can happen:

1) Less straying/adultery unless no/bad sex was the culprit and catalyst for divorce
2) Maybe if we sell it at mamak stalls and 7 11 where ppl can easily buy it, it might reduce sexual assault n rape cases.
3) Prostitution industry would be affected. We would have WhoreDolls. Yuck. Oh, yuck.

Endless...

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