Saturday, May 26, 2007

Stay Away, Imbeciles!

I have long ago recognized that there are, very generically speaking, 3 types of people when it comes to being alone.

The first type: Can't stand being alone. Must always have friends, or boyfriend.
The second type: Can and doesn't mind being alone but if only for short periods of time.
The third type: Relishes and totally enjoys being alone but can tolerate being with others if for short periods of time.

And at roughly the same time, I realized I belong stoutly in the third category. However, people in the third category
usually, not always, but usually, possess certain characteristics.

- We think we are better than many of the people we meet. This is very bad...but yes I admit..we have a superiority
complex, but only in terms of mental/moral/emotional capacities, not like those discriminative ones such as  race.
- We tend to think a lot and brood a lot and have fantastic imagination qualities. This is not immediately apparent
to non third type species, but its true. When we are alone, or even while in the midst of a group, our minds can 
wander off and think of all sorts of things and possibilities. We just don't say it out. What we say out is p'haps
15% of what actually is on/went through our minds.
- We have a v emotional side, v capable of depths of feel, nostalgia, sentimentality, and a penchant for dredging up memories. And we judge ourselves special in this dept, and find it hard to believe others can relate to this.

Having said all that, I shall now expound slightly on why I find my own company so much more desirable than hanging out with others most of the time or why I don't bother to make new friends.

1. Don't you notice that the guys out there now that we meet are totally gross? When guys get together they drink. Drink drink and drink for the sake of... what?! Just to one up the other. Pay a shitload of $ to get pissed and wasted. Why? Playing games that have no purpose except to make everyone drink at every opportunity and as much as possible. Whats so fun and cool there? And they like to boast about it and crow about their drinking prowess and activities. OK, I AM IMPRESSED. geez. unfortunately, some of these guys are friends of friends so I have to keep my mouth shut for the sole reason of not making it tough for my friends.

2. When they get together, they must talk about cars. wat impreza and evo and god knows wat... who the hell cares? i don't give a hoot about cars except i like such or such coz it..looks nice. give me a nice safe comfy powerful toyota or honda and im cool. well, since i have a choice...mazda 6! jus coz it looks nice. haha... i used to like the fiat coupe, i still do, but was told by JC that it has a lot of problems. oh well, jus give me 4 wheels, a safe body, enough power pickup n top speed, looks nice, petrol efficient.. and im happy! really cant stand it when i go out and meet male friends of friends, and all they do is talk about cars like their life depends on it and their social acceptance is destined by how much they know and whether or not they can one up one another. grow up!

3. technology. when guys get together they must talk about handphones. compare la, talk about prices la...whip their phones out la.."aiyo my samsung X345 [which is like damn new modern expensive n recently bought] is old liao la...eh u know ar the new nokia 324? damn chun man. can blah blah blah". i feel like politely standing up, excuse me, take their phone, and throw it on the floor and smash it n see it break. i mean..seriously dude, a phone is a phone is a phone end of story. end of the day u throw anything on the floor it smashes. ur not seriously gonna use ur damn phone to web surf n wat not wat so get real ok life revolves not around ur damn phone. identify what functions u need. find phone with said functions n budget. buy. keep using until ur functional needs exceed ur phones capabilities. else keep phone. what for waste $? this kind of mentality..continuously on the lookout for
wat is newer and better. with that kind of mentality no wonder they alwiz change gf and THEN complain bout it.

4. it is virtually impossible to meet a cool girl nowadays. the insipid girl: this lot are quiet and subservient to their
bfs and sort of acquiesce to their demands all the time. they just sit there n tolerate it when the dumb bf is like scrolling thru the damn ringtones on his brand new phone. i hate it when ppl scroll. through. ringtones. in. public. anyway..yea...just dont like girls who dumbly sit beside their bf while he is in the arcade, talking crap with his mates, scrolling thru ringtones, watching dumb movies, watever man. u chose ur bed so lie in it, u insipideo.

5. the kind who thinks their bf is soo cool and everything and da shiznit. gawd.. show some maturity.

6. the boy crazed kind who everything revolves ard boys n rships n imagining so n so likes her. aiyo. shant even waste time on this.

7. theres just no cool, fun loving, hip, rock babe out there man.

8. boys who wake in the middle of the night and then start shooting off the hip n criticizing all humanity also piss me off. so pls excuse me while i go shoot myself.


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